Always happy to read about such positive, feel-good stories that occurred on my birthday!

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!???

So I was working at the Crimson Crustacean when...

Marlboro Man? Is that you?

If I had been put through that night of hell and my manager blamed ME for some stupid customer's tantrum, I think I would melt.

“the pool industry” lol right

so old

There are like 15 of these stores in SF’s Chinatown...

So hid.

Pantscream.

That is the best response to being barfed on. May we all laugh in this situation! Being drunk probably helps.

Your attention to color is commendable.

I threw up in my car. Smelled like puke for months after.

LEAST OF ALL HAMILTON!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this thing on the top of his head???

Evil fucking 50 pound tip trick. EVIL.

Stevenson?

So it's not the middle finger?

Someone 'shopped the eyes here, right? Or is he wearing MAKEUPGASP!!!

I think the studios pay the actors for their time doing promotion.