I'm affended by that review.

Doesn't McDonald's put sugar on their fries too? Just looked it up; yes, they do.

wing stop?

I <3 Mr. Hicks.

Were you like me as a child? Layering Elmer's glue onto my hand, waiting patiently for it to dry, and then SO SATISFYINGINGLY peeling it off, preferably in one large piece?

Only tangentially related as this is a BCO:

My ex kneed a toddler in the head. We were walking from BART to the Giants stadium along the Embarcadero and the little guy ran out into our path before any of us realized what was happening! FYI - there are bicyclists, occasional roller bladers, and TONS of people walking the Embarcadero on a nice day. Not the kind…

I dated an "everything" truther, of the Alex Jones variety, and it was insanity. Drew, it may seem like real life softens opinions, but when your significant other will NOT LET IT GO and spends at least 50% of conversation trying to convince you that yes, in fact, FEMA FEMA death camps, or my personal favorite, the…

The Animal Collective band shirt comment reminds me of my dad's futile attempts to turn me on to King Crimson...

That is amazing.

Does this make you happy?

Box jellyfish... I just HAD to do an image search, didn't I? DIDN'T I?

It could be called Welp.

HA! My friend asked me if I wanted to go to "circus ole."

East Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ate Chipotle today, you guys.

been cried

Gold. Platinum. Fucking plutonium!! Whatever!

This doesn't account for when there IS NO NEW ARTICLE SOB.