Sounds like cocaine.

THIS LADY!!! Jesus. She needs to hibernate.

Your post is making me so elotional.

Thanks for working "hella" into this post, Mark. Something something represent.

This is incredible. I wish I coulda seen it all go down!

These are quite the quite-ing stories!

Debuting a body is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Stop it.

Off topic but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

Yeah, it's pretty shady. As a customer I'd probably be much more receptive to the truth rather than some bullshit TOS story.

Except, you know, that this was a completely separate attack/hack. It had nothing to do with the larger attack that has been attributed to North Korea or disgruntled employees. Please read further.

I FREAKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT?

Frozen rat feces is ideal for home-made rat feces smoothies.

Yeah, I can't read any of this blur.

That is GENIUS! What is wrong with these guys? "Fucking pork."

I saw the article here on Jez, but thanks for reminding me to check out the source! :)

This is my favorite shade of the year. Martha is fucking hilarious.

He didn't even asked if you wanted to be spanked, just which type of spanking you prefer. So, so crazy.

Yea, this is assuming he was actually interested in a 2-way conversation...

Read: I wish you were a dancer.

WHAT IS THAT LAST SENTENCE? OH MY GOD. Okay, I am a gay so my screengrab is from Grindr, but it is very similar to the "mixed" comment. This is a series from the same person, with the first message being the photos he sent.