Yeah, it's pretty shady. As a customer I'd probably be much more receptive to the truth rather than some bullshit TOS story.

Except, you know, that this was a completely separate attack/hack. It had nothing to do with the larger attack that has been attributed to North Korea or disgruntled employees. Please read further.

So is there anyone who has good cyber-security? This is a serious question.

But also my porn history follows me EVERYWHERE!

I FREAKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT?

Frozen rat feces is ideal for home-made rat feces smoothies.

This looks like some shitty Sims level.

Yeah, I can't read any of this blur.

Macaroon?

That is GENIUS! What is wrong with these guys? "Fucking pork."

I saw the article here on Jez, but thanks for reminding me to check out the source! :)

This is my favorite shade of the year. Martha is fucking hilarious.

[...] best-in-class image management software and features along with great design and UI.

Lol Marmaduke you kooky old man.

He didn't even asked if you wanted to be spanked, just which type of spanking you prefer. So, so crazy.

Yea, this is assuming he was actually interested in a 2-way conversation...

Read: I wish you were a dancer.

WHAT IS THAT LAST SENTENCE? OH MY GOD. Okay, I am a gay so my screengrab is from Grindr, but it is very similar to the "mixed" comment. This is a series from the same person, with the first message being the photos he sent.

YES! His best friend is a thesaurus, right? The "Block them" link looks very enticing right now. Also, this could easily be a form letter. He doesn't mention anything that could be specific to you.

$615 million? How the fuck do you spend that much money building a glorified house for yourself if you are not a dictator?