Does anyone have screengrabs of some of these? I live for douchy bro dating app screengrabs.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love hard... with my fists...

Can we put a line through "Love,"? Because I don't have any love for peds.

*Shudders*

Hello, sir.

BOOM!

Yup!

<3 Glassy Towers

You had me at garlic.

My late neighbor worked for some food-related governmental agency, and he always said that sprouts are the most likely food to be contaminated. He never ate sprouts. Why do I love them??

DUIs do not a loser make... It happens!

Disgusting penis? Pretty harsh...

All hail the D!

Amen!

Ped alert!!

I woke up this morning and thought, "Salsiccia!"

!!!!!!!!!! MAY THE LIGHT ILLUMINE YOU!

Where's my Wheel of Time merch at??

This video is pretty fucking creepy. Love Spoon tho.