Him being hung up on his ex-girlfriend. Taking it out on you, an innocent person, by leading you on to make himself feel better or desired.

I'm in California too; I just hate when people say Cali.

"Cali"? Really?

Wow, just wow. I mean, sucks being hung up but don't take it out on innocents.

??? Is there more to this story?

Weird sex noises.

It sounds like sex is pretty casual there too.

Damn. Kim has just been shaded by a lil Thai girl...

Jim S. sounds like he has body dysmorphia. But, like, just for other people.

I understand the metaphor but it is not an appetizing comparison.

Yes, I would really like to hear the Marketing/Ad/PR pitches for this campaign.

(And then read the article and laughed my ass off. Pizzarito.)

Okay, waaay off topic, but I have to come here to share this. I am (not) watching a show called Rewrapped and one of the chefs just said he wanted to get the veggies "sweating." That is gross. No one wants your sweaty veggies.

Yes, just a quaint little Bill Gates-funded mom and pop shop! PROTECT SMALL BUSINESSES.

THEY SHOULD BE SUED FOR NOT USING TOMATOES AS AN INGREDIENT!

I'm saaarry but is that a double negative?

RANCH ABUSE!

What the actual fuck? Why is it purple? And why not just make a taco casserole if you want to use ground beef?? Jesus.

Vom.

What is a* ass bitch?

*I'm imaging Chris Brown would say "a" instead of "an."