What will the libertarians say about THIS? (My Randian boner is BACK!)

Did I say they should be having sex because they went on one date? They clearly had gone on many more than one. Sex isn't "the default" but it is a commonly accepted part of romantic relationships. I don't know anyone, anyone, who enjoys making out but not any sort of sexual activity. Making out is debatably sexual…

I understand that. I just think "friendship" is a more apt name for that sort of relationship, but I guess we are dipping into semantics here.

She was just sleeping over? When they don't sleep together?

How do you live together having never slept together? Honestly sounds quite strange. And before you go all "HOUSEMATES DON'T SLEEP TOGETHER," they were in a relationship.

Maybe I'm just bad at math but isn't Valentine's Day six months out?

<3<3<3

That he says "minerally" just really underlines the stupidity here.

Love me some clipped gradient.

Get fucked, Jared.

Gurl, your hyperbole is showing. (And I like it.) ((And I know, you are a man.))

I'm totaly sobing to.

Be sure to read the style guide! I am glad I will be able to follow you by reading another publication I already love. Congrats on the new job!! Are you going to be a senior editor if a specific section?

GOOD JOB BUB! Good Job Dude!

It's true, Freedia is nothing if not inclusive!

Yup. Sooo annoying and everybody at work must think I am... I dono? Texting in the bathroom?? Masturbating?

They say honey hole? Oh lord. As in, "Frank, bend over and let me see your honey hole," right? Haha, oh I kid, I kid.

Someone on Kinja will surely find the answer to your question.

Read the source story. He bought 2kg for $98. Don't know what noodles sell for in China but I assume this guy was making enough of a profit to make it worth the 600 yuan.

On one hand, it kinda sticks that you guys are sourcing from Uproxx (and not even a recent Uproxx).