Is this... The same Nancy that was arguing about vaccines? Why is this lady HERE? If she disagrees with everything you write about, you'd think she would just fuck.OFF.

AHHHH THE MONOGRAM STRIKES AGAIN!!

So... semantics.

People are being overly sensitive. I assure you that this comment section truly is no different from any other BCD.

This made me lose my shit. So funny! They must be accustomed to some stale ass bread.

Okay, so nothing really happened... Except inside your head.

I thought you DID mean masturbating, and I loved you for it.

Squirt squirt! Blue Ivy be thursty!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I am a 12-year-old boy.

One day!!

All I can think is:

Hm (if anyone can,) only the French could understand what the hell she is talking about...

He could just be naked forever and I'd be content.

Trying to make lemonade from water and lemons is a thing? Man, that sounds like waaaaay too much effort. I'd rather just have water! What is wrong with these women?

I prefer Camembert Slough Biscuits myself.

I love your Handle! I'm picturing the ending, when he is pouring vodka or whatever into a milkshake... Hahahahah!

This sounds like Santa Cruz...

According to the NY Post that woman in the second story is supposed to enjoy things like that!

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS STORY??????

Ohhh man. For the second one, I thought the guy was telling his friend to fuck HIM in the ass one last time! I stand corrected.

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