I'm totaly sobing to.

Be sure to read the style guide! I am glad I will be able to follow you by reading another publication I already love. Congrats on the new job!! Are you going to be a senior editor if a specific section?

GOOD JOB BUB! Good Job Dude!

It's true, Freedia is nothing if not inclusive!

Yup. Sooo annoying and everybody at work must think I am... I dono? Texting in the bathroom?? Masturbating?

They say honey hole? Oh lord. As in, "Frank, bend over and let me see your honey hole," right? Haha, oh I kid, I kid.

Someone on Kinja will surely find the answer to your question.

Read the source story. He bought 2kg for $98. Don't know what noodles sell for in China but I assume this guy was making enough of a profit to make it worth the 600 yuan.

On one hand, it kinda sticks that you guys are sourcing from Uproxx (and not even a recent Uproxx).

Is this... The same Nancy that was arguing about vaccines? Why is this lady HERE? If she disagrees with everything you write about, you'd think she would just fuck.OFF.

AHHHH THE MONOGRAM STRIKES AGAIN!!

So... semantics.

People are being overly sensitive. I assure you that this comment section truly is no different from any other BCD.

This made me lose my shit. So funny! They must be accustomed to some stale ass bread.

Okay, so nothing really happened... Except inside your head.

I thought you DID mean masturbating, and I loved you for it.

Squirt squirt! Blue Ivy be thursty!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I am a 12-year-old boy.

One day!!

All I can think is:

Hm (if anyone can,) only the French could understand what the hell she is talking about...