He could just be naked forever and I'd be content.

Trying to make lemonade from water and lemons is a thing? Man, that sounds like waaaaay too much effort. I'd rather just have water! What is wrong with these women?

I prefer Camembert Slough Biscuits myself.

I love your Handle! I'm picturing the ending, when he is pouring vodka or whatever into a milkshake... Hahahahah!

This sounds like Santa Cruz...

According to the NY Post that woman in the second story is supposed to enjoy things like that!

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THIS STORY??????

Ohhh man. For the second one, I thought the guy was telling his friend to fuck HIM in the ass one last time! I stand corrected.

$$$

Or fracking, ala Battlestar Galactica.

What are you flipping talking about?? Flip off!

You, my dear, are a bbad vegetarian at that...

HAHA WOW. I was wondering when the creative writing was gonna kick in and, my, you did not disappoint C/A.

Haha and everyone was sooooooooo worried that Avril Lavigne was offending the Japanese.... Right.

Another kitten? How bout 10? :)

Thot catalog.

This is actually indicative of warring factions of cats. The Tuxedos of the North Bay are preparing an assault on the Peninsula Tabbies. I pity those caught in the crossfire.

That wouldn't fit his brand, i.e. selfishness.

LOL @ Mia...

What happened?