jmoraga
Joaquin Moraga
jmoraga

LOL!!!

Jet Set Radio anyone?

Why are none of the imbedded tweets showing up for me? This only started today.

How do you not, as a pop star, release a video to the entire world in the age of the internet?

THANK GOD. First I read that as Ron Perlman and choked out, "NOOOO NOT HELLBOY."

New rap song: "Hop On Dat Tic Tac"

This is some real-life Benson. #SAVEBENSON #INEEDABUS

Haha, ummmmmmm, maybe they weren't and they just didn't like you?

I'm a gay man and I would say that the idea of having sex with a woman does gross me out. But it's not specific to any single woman, it's just women in general. Doesn't turn me on, kinda gross to think about.

How do you sleep with over 200 women from Canada while living with your mom in England??

They need a better photog. Everyone looks dead-eyed. The author is the most beautiful person there!

"I will never purchase another FritoLay product."

The argument: you can play against someone who doesn't have their own system.

You know, there are so many good discussions about and topics on racism. So why are you making this about race when it isn't? So you can preemptively stake your claim in a hypothetical argument???

Surfboart needs to officially replace surfboard.

The stitching is a nice touch...

It says in the article that the sketch was written by a Key & Peele writer. Thus, if Key & Peele is hit or miss, thus it would in part be that writer's fault if Key & Peele is hit or miss.

Too much quiets!!

Yup. Hope she's better on SNL. Key & Peele is VERY hit or miss.

A friend of mine worked at a country club in our suburb near SF. The club was very bougie, but when they hired someone to clean their industrial dishwasher, they found A DEAD RAT. WITH NO HAIR. BECAUSE IT HAD ALL BEEN PULLED OUT IN THE DISHWASHER. WHERE THEY WASH THE DISHES PEOPLE EAT OFF OF. Oh my god it sounded