You should really do PR for Target. Your suggestions are spot on.

I appreciate your response. I like them both, in different degrees and for different reasons. I don't have any specific examples of people hating on Miley for this reason, but I do remember that the comments were on Gawker rather than Jezebel. Miley's aesthetic is definitely more childish than Beyonce, but I'm willing…

Granted Bey's art direction is much better, but how is this different from Miley's recent sexploitation of herself?

Lindy, we need the VIDEO of you eating it!

What about second-hand smoke?

After a bad date where the guy ditched me outside of a bar (I was underage), things went south quickly and I stuck around only long enough to get a personal item out of his apartment. He started harrassing me through text and web, saying he was going to message everyone on my Myspace friends list telling them I have…

I'm actually really into seat-kicking and I'm super embarrassed by it... THANKS A LOT TRACY.

Summer Heights High and Ja'mie Private School Girl.

This girl gets it.

"It's the angel of death. Wasn't she on American Horror Story?" THIS LADY IS WITH IT.

I WILL BE HIDING CILANTRO IN MY GUAC THE NEXT TIME WE MEET.

Hi, DrDonna. Will I see you at Thanksgiving?

I'm glad they still have that "pointing at the camera while partially obscuring my face" thing down...

Wasn't she mentioned by Lily Rabe's character in the second episode? MEHTTTAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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MARU FAN CLUB #1!!!!!! MORE SMALLER BOXES!!!!!

God, they can't even properly capitalize their own website's name in their apology letter to her. What a shame.

This lady knows.

"If you fall, fall with enthusiasm." Best.

Poop is revolutionary? Check out Eastern Medicine and specifically Korea. They have a whole commode museum with statues of people squatting, golden turds dangling. Yes, I learned this from a VICE documentary. Yes, you should go watch it. The 'journalist' drinks poop wine from a baby.