A REGULAR SINEAD OCONNER!

What about the Nazis?

THE START OF FARMENTATION!!!!

Beyond this, and her batting her eyelashes faster than a hummingbird's wings... No.

Naw girl, OIS but whatevs.

Brian Moylan just wrote one about an S&M experience.

Nicki Minaj, you are creepy as fuck. Go away.

Why is everyone trying to kill themselves? I guess Russia really is THAT bad.

This sounds like one of the Real Housewive's bullshit "pop songs." There is nothing interesting about it. I hate it.

I... want to go to there.

Scariest ghost I've seen all day.

How did you lose two virginities? Born again?

KIMONO FOR LYFE!!

What's with the double condom thing? I have never heard of this until now and this is the second account of it! This seems actually counter intuitive as far as safety. Wouldn't it be more likely to break if strained in this way? CONFUSE

Uhhhhhhh... This is... Pretty hot... Excuse me...

I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION AFTER MASTURBATING WITH CHOBANI. IT'S JUST SO FUCKING GOOD.

Is it bad that I want to / am starring every comment? They are all so good!

Love this, especially for the 'smarmy angel' bit.

For shame. (Him not you.)