No. For the longest time, when I heard the name “Mickey Rooney” I would think “Mickey Rourke”, or vice versa. Occasionally “Andy Rooney” would also enter the confusion mix.

I need to know what song Tish James would whistle.

“Biden also plans to reach out to governors of all states to develop a consistent message, and good luck with Kentucky and Florida.”

Um, but my spouse and I are totally going to amass a combined $23.16M in largely illiquid assets, and then my kids will have to sell off the family farm to use a portion of the cash on taxes because we never though to purchase life insurance. And then where will our children live? In dumpsters, that’s where.

Or the Kentucky AG.

You are a seer.

Yeah, I got to wondering that after posting the comment. 

Damon, all the time I love you. The cynical part of me wonders if he’s going to let this drag out until his term ends so his successor has to deal with it. The even-more-cynical part of me thinks he’s going to wait until the week before the election to announce he’s not going to charge the cops and he’s sending them a…

My brother had a 300 until recently, and I thought of this line nearly every time I saw it.

He’s 1/64 Comanche, so him. Obvees.

Your priorities are sound.

He looks like he’s going to try to kill the person taking the mugshot, too.

“...Former First Lady Hillary Clinton...”

Pffft. If you’re just gonna believe George Soros was born in 1930 because someone told you, you’ll believe that there’s no such thing as lizard people, or that there is such a thing as a corona 19. Sheeple.

I was similarly perplexed about the “Fuck and Run” reference.

First picture: Is this a sandwich? Do I eat it?

Yeah, I think that’s probably the biggest factor. There’s been this sleight of hand from “kids don’t get as sick with it” to “kids can’t spread it” to “kids can’t get it at all.”

If you don’t ask em to keep you safe, they’ll assume you want them to actively harm you.

I think I found those pants, and while I don’t know you, or what you like, or what you like to do, you need them. We all need them.