jmontague0918
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jmontague0918
Jan 14
1

No. For the longest time, when I heard the name “Mickey Rooney” I would think “Mickey Rourke”, or vice versa. Occasionally “Andy Rooney” would also enter the confusion mix.

Nov 9
17

Biden also plans to reach out to governors of all states to develop a consistent message, and good luck with Kentucky and Florida.” Read more

Oct 29
6

Um, but my spouse and I are totally going to amass a combined $23.16M in largely illiquid assets, and then my kids will have to sell off the family farm to use a portion of the cash on taxes because we never though to purchase life insurance. And then where will our children live? In dumpsters, that’s where.

Aug 27
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Yeah, I got to wondering that after posting the comment. 

Aug 27
4

Damon, all the time I love you. The cynical part of me wonders if he’s going to let this drag out until his term ends so his successor has to deal with it. The even-more-cynical part of me thinks he’s going to wait until the week before the election to announce he’s not going to charge the cops and he’s sending them a Read more

Aug 27
2

My brother had a 300 until recently, and I thought of this line nearly every time I saw it.

Aug 20
6

He looks like he’s going to try to kill the person taking the mugshot, too.

Aug 13
2

Pffft. If you’re just gonna believe George Soros was born in 1930 because someone told you, you’ll believe that there’s no such thing as lizard people, or that there is such a thing as a corona 19. Sheeple.

Aug 12
6

I was similarly perplexed about the “Fuck and Run” reference.

Aug 10
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Yeah, I think that’s probably the biggest factor. There’s been this sleight of hand from “kids don’t get as sick with it” to “kids can’t spread it” to “kids can’t get it at all.”

Jul 31
2

If you don’t ask em to keep you safe, they’ll assume you want them to actively harm you.

Jul 30
14

I think I found those pants, and while I don’t know you, or what you like, or what you like to do, you need them. We all need them.