I remember there being times where we’d been in practice, and the offense would run a play, T.O. would do something, and he’d be walking back, and Mariucci would just kind of say, “Hey, T.O., if we get a two-high safety look, make sure”—you know, whatever. And Terrell would just walk straight past him and not even…

That movie was great. 

I don’t know how he resisted firing one a couple feet over his brother’s head to start the at-bat. 

Then, once you’re lined up, you put the truck in park and it rocks against the parking pawl, putting you out of reach of the hitch again.

you have my permission to do so as soon as you finish reading this blog. I’ve already cleared it with your boss, so no worries. Also, this blog needs your help.

I’m very late to the game on this but this post is awesome, Nate. Thanks. 

When fat, drunk bros are knocking you out cold, maybe it’s time to quit your fighter life. 

Philly fans and media remain awful. This is not a recording.

“Lose” has one “o.” 

The best part of the press conference was that he got salty about something while looking like a bigger dingus than usual. 

Are you under the impression that Herbstreit handles staffing decisions for ESPN?

I mean, QB is definitely a skill position by definition, but I get what you mean. 

Also: They’re going to try to take out the Twins, not try and take them out.

Wouldn’t it make more sense to not hold him back? If he literally attacked his manager, you could probably terminate his contract for cause. (Sorry for business thinking.)

I’m more concerned that they removed Jennifer Gase’s organs during her c-section. 

I feel terrible for Ms. Ricci. This does seem totally worth a mini-meltdown. 

He intends to do that by spreading a virus that turns your insides to jelly in under 48 hours. But, he is foiled when—who else?—a woman, willing to be the martyr in this whole pistol measuring contest, injects herself with the deadly virus to keep it out of Lore’s hands.

I’m a Yankees fan and I’m enjoying it, too. He was never genuine but dumb people are easily fooled. 

I’m all for finding faster methods but it seems to me that for this to really work like the dept store vid, you’d need a pile of pre-cut sheets of wrapping paper at the ready in various sizes. If you need to cut a piece of wrapping paper to fit the gift then you’re not going to wind up saving that much time. This is…

After the game, Urshela’s legs were so swollen he had trouble getting his pants on.