So Schiano now has ties to knowingly ignoring the child abuse/rape situation at Penn State and the domestic abuse situation at Ohio State. 

Dad joke quality. Downvote.

Ah, he doesn’t do that stuff anymore. Old tapes.

Literally as I was hitting publish on a blog about Trevor Bauer being fined for a meltdown,

I see we’ve found the boasting thread.

Yes, we wouldn’t want to screw up the WNBA. Tens of fans everywhere will be annoyed. 

This is a dumb and possibly worse take. What’s the “english-speaking” dig about?

Teammates openly labeled him a quitter, anonymously suggesting in reports...

It’s almost hard to believe these guys often wind up broke. 

Aaron Hicks had himself a game but he’s a career .237 hitter with a career OPS+ of 98. Aside from looking like a Hollywood-cast “baseball player,” he’s really not that good and I’m sure the Twins have no regrets about giving up on him.

Rack ‘em.

The only part of their wedding website they completed was the part asking people to give them money for their honeymoon. Everything else is “check back soon” — photos, wedding party, travel info, etc. Classy. 

Except that’s usually someone who has barely or never ridden. 

A woman attempting to leave the fancy Sheraton Wall Centre hotel in Vancouver on Friday morning ended up getting her steps in, but scrapped the hell out of her SUV in the process.

The number of responses to that Ourand tweet saying LeBatard “should be fired” is, as usual, discouraging. I know I shouldn’t allow myself to be disappointed by Twitter Trump fans but I can’t help it.

The 4X4 at In-n-Out was life changing. 

“Death threats are sometimes said in a moment of anger especially when there’s an emotional situation of divorce and you’re seeing your family go down the drain,” Morena told reporters.

My favorite is the people who do this with their children.

Oh, he didn’t publicize the times he roughed up his wife and threatened to kill her? Weird. 

This is one of those situations where there are no winners. They’re both self-absorbed, petulant assholes. Perfect for Boston.