Chris Paul has been on really talented teams his whole career and has pretty much gone nowhere. So this seems like a fitting end, really. 

My takeaway from this is that Curtis Granderson is still collecting an MLB paycheck. 

statement on egregious NY Daily News story

Smith played an extra five seasons and only outrushed Barry by 3,000 yards. Imagine what Barry would have had with another five seasons. 

Nah, you’re wrong.

TSA Precheck is totally worth it but so many people have it now that I feel like we’re due for another step beyond this... precheckcheck?

OTOH, if a buck or two (how much less could he have expected the soda to be?) is that big a deal to you and your budget, perhaps you shouldn’t be eating out at a fancy, high-end place like.... TGIFridays.

I love that there’s a Prime Day kinjadeal a mere scroll away from this story.

One would think the statement you make would mean people might appreciate the jobs they do have more. 

This thing looks like it’s already dirty and 20 years old and I love it.

which now allows batters to try and steal first

If you don’t believe in vaccines, why would you believe in going to the doctor?

And retire at 35.

Blog is to magazine as post is to article.

Yeah, she made it about herself all over again and even managed to still fixate on the game she had “taken from” her. Yikes. Plus she gets to somehow appear....magnanimous?....to her fans.

I was disappointed this wasn’t longer....not something I say much with online articles. 

Do you know how a snowboarder introduces himself?

Here’s one you’ll likely be entertained by then: https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-08-08/civil-war-vets-pension-still-remains-on-governments-payroll-151-years-after-last-shot-fired

which has nothing to do with sleeping in beds. 

He slammed his laptop and yelled at you? Were you being obnoxious? Or did this actually not happen?