Is it just me, or are people way more worried about germs now? Like, people won’t drink tap water (which is only justifiable in America if you’re in Flint), or need to sanitize their damn hands all the time. Maybe it’s just that I grew up on a farm, but germs are good for you! Toughens up your immune system. I have…

To try to catch a home run. --Pedantic Dept

He said Masai Ujiri never struck the officer in the face or asked for a credential.

Chris Paul never goes deep and has never won anything despite repeatedly being on loaded teams... yet he feels entitled to run his mouth?

Or Hatless VI. 

That’s a pretty sweet halfway house he’s settled into.

The idea of Brett Gardner being sent to the minors tickles me and I’m a Yankees fan. I’ve never loved his bro-like demeanor and I think he gets a crazy amount of love for a guy who really isn’t anything other than a truly average MLB player. In fact, his career OPS+ is 99 but he slides a lot and gets dirty so baseball…

Flee the country, Masai!

Don’t forget the signing of Bryce Harper, a championship move if ever there was one. At least in Philadelphia. 

“We”

According to WKBN, “everyone is welcome to stop by his dealership in Columbiana to see it, sit in it and take pictures with it.”

Same for me re 4Runners. (minus the airbag deployment)

As a friend who is much smarter than me pointed out to me, isn’t the achilles connected to the .....calf?

I’d like to introduce you to Boston sports fans. 

I see someone at Fox Nation saw Ocean’s 13:

That no-call caused Rask to give up a weirdly soft goal? Nah.

George Carlin once said, “Did you ever notice how anyone driving slower than you is an asshole and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?”

Gee, I really do wish Boston sports teams could catch a break.

The ol’ tough guy shove when you know there’s no chance the giant human you put your hands on can possibly retaliate. Ah, yes. 

I don’t think this is unique to any particular city, but how about the people at rest stops and bus stations who tell you they’re just a few dollars short of a bus ticket home and their wallet was stolen and their dog ran away and and and and....