Holy shit there is some terrible advice in here, including the goober who says you should just say you left your paperwork at home. What?

1) It wasn’t a coupe. 2) If it’s continuing through 2025 then it’s not gone from this world. 

I mean, maybe I should be ashamed to admit this, but I..... I like the desaturated color trend. 

Agree. He’s tried to take being a cringey dork to the next level....and I guess he’s kind of succeeded.

Good lord, please proofread. This one has multiple references to trucks where the word “boat” is used instead. For example:

The fact that a Porsche, an Audi and “an EV” got on a list of cars you’d buy to drive forever shows just how far Jalopnik readers have fallen.

The ‘96 Impala SS “produced just 260 hp” but, uh, in the 90s that was pretty stout. 

I see this more and more....people, please don’t tint your windshield. It’s incredibly stupid and dangerous. And this is coming from someone who loves window tint on my cars. Just don’t do the windshields. 

Are you true believers deployed to specific sites or do you just appear randomly because of a google alert on your hero’s name?

I like how many use “trouble-free” and yet always have a “except this thing that broke 7 times in ten years” or “I had trouble with the exhaust” alongside that comment and aren’t being ironic.

Many of the comments here illustrate the problems. Tom presents a well-laid-out argument, using facts and math. And yet here come the “well actually” crowd who simply refuse to believe there could be a perspective beyond their own narrow one. Amazing. 

I feel like you’re overlooking interest here. In your 108-month posit, there is a lot of it that adds up and sure, you can afford the monthly payment, but you’ll have paid an inordinate amount to the bank for that privilege.

Is there another kind of lava?

Looks like it’s straight out of the original Fast and the Furious.

The comma usage in this headline is bending my brain.

How does she not ask him if he’s taking flying lessons now?

A unique, cool and useful truck for $7500? I’m not even a Ford guy and I say NP.

There were indeed some bad cars, but the Yugo is universally agreed to be the worst car ever made and that began in 1985 so there’s your answer.

Gladiator?

It’s always nice when the person who flees the scene leaves their front bumper and license plate behind.