I see someone at Fox Nation saw Ocean’s 13:

That no-call caused Rask to give up a weirdly soft goal? Nah.

George Carlin once said, “Did you ever notice how anyone driving slower than you is an asshole and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?”

Gee, I really do wish Boston sports teams could catch a break.

The ol’ tough guy shove when you know there’s no chance the giant human you put your hands on can possibly retaliate. Ah, yes. 

I don’t think this is unique to any particular city, but how about the people at rest stops and bus stations who tell you they’re just a few dollars short of a bus ticket home and their wallet was stolen and their dog ran away and and and and....

I assume that compass only works when he’s facing south, right?

Next up he’ll be learning about the chambers of Congress. 

It’s actually possible that a Boston bro might buy up a whole bunch of extra bee-ahs beforah ovahtime since they fakin stohped sellin’ dem. 

Eller did a lot of things right, according to early news reports.

Warriors fans have always been pretty much the only California sports fans I have respected because they were always there and always loud, even though the Warriors always sucked. I’ve truly enjoyed this run of success because it wasn’t the Lakers or Celtics -- it was a team that was always a doormat but had rabid…

Just bring back the goddamn sneaker phone. Only let me wear it this time.

I mean... not just apparel:

The excuses are just so lame. I’ve been there. It’s not that big a deal to get to the ballpark and the Trop, while not one of these $800M “jewels,” is not as bad as its made out to be.

Completely transparent doesn’t really work with a roof like that because it turns it into a greenhouse and creates weird glare. The roof they have actually is translucent and lets in sunlight during day games. 

Pedroia was in one of my favorite commercials featuring an athlete because of the willingness (rare among baseball players) to have fun poked at him:

Those concerns grew exponentially when Eller’s car was found with her water bottle, wallet and phone still inside. The location of those belongings led some to believe that this was much worse than a case of a lost hiker. In reality they were only left behind because Eller thought she’d be done with her hike fast…

Now we’ll refer to you as a collision. 

Not much risk on low-interest, fixed money. 

And Leonard had five points in the second half and didn’t make another three. Regression to the mean is a funny thing.