Johnson’s scorched-earth interview, like everything else he has ever done with the noble exception of wrestling HIV to a standstill, is an utter calculation

Seriously. Hey, we don’t usually do racist things so don’t hold this racist incident against us. 

You keep your spouse up in Canada and go for visits? I’m intrigued. 

I shared this video with all my boating friends over the weekend. People never fail to impress with their stupidity. My favorite part, though, might be the life jacket he appears to be wearing.

Yes, if only the referees gifted you another power play to convert on. 

A .220 hitter who strikes out a ton and occasionally mashes a monster tater? Congrats to Philly on signing Steve Balboni. 

What color shoes do you think he should be wearing with a blue suit? I know you’re not going to say black. Unless you’re really old or from somewhere in the midwest.

She has to make sure everything is.... up to par.

Always somebody else’s fault when your entitled child acts recklessly. 

I take it you’ve never spent time in Sacramento. 

Or, say, DH?

DS: And you don’t wash your hands ever?

Conan is an unfunny hack and I will never understand how anyone watches him. 

You can’t kick a puck in for a goal... but if it hits your skate and you don’t make “a distinct kicking motion,” the goal will count.

Kyrie being an overrated boob... hey, it’s what makes the world go ‘round. On its axis. 

The players won’t agree to additional time on the ice (up to ten mins instead of five) given how long the season already is. Or so I’ve been told. 

Kyrie had a good week in June of 2016. That’s the extent of his legacy.

The point I’ve been making for a few years is that Kyrie had one good week in June of 2016. If that doesn’t happen, hoo boy... who knows how he’s viewed. 

As noted, Steph and Klay have been substandard for the whole series. Averages have a way of working out. 

The WNBA is propped up by the NBA. It’s not sustainable on its own.