Meant to say he chewed him out once, but.....seems to have fumbled it a bit. The spaces also demonstrate confusion on proper phrasing. 

Who the hell does the NFL hire to do this photo? Or do they just ask a passerby to take it? Why have everyone staring into the sun? It’s like the most basic of photo basics. Morons.

I don’t think it’s more complicated than a noob who wasn’t able to handle the power. I think that’s virtually always the case with these. The people who can afford supercars are rarely capable of driving them.

Man, talk about a convertible sofa. AMIRITE?

This is my favorite part:

Didn’t they lose the conf final in five games? 

It’s his use of exclamation points in these that always bothers me. I once read something like if you’re over the age of 13, you shouldn’t use exclamation points anymore. 

so that their teams could fuck them out of millions of dollars

That album cover looks like Dolan meandered through the photo shoot instead of going around. 

You would be correct (Giants fan here). Most of the middle-aged (and older) white dads in suburbia hate him. 

I make a motion to retire the “hold my beer” bit.

Just like Oreo handles their “stuf” levels, I think once you get to F-650 status it should maybe say “Mega Duty” on the back instead of “Super Duty.”

I love the funhouse mirror filter she used. 

The video in the linked news article theorizes that it’s the same idiot caught doing this last month. Not that it matters, but it just means this clown does this a lot. 

To attribute criticism to being “jealous” is about the most braindead argument people can make. Despite what mom told you, when people mocked you in grade school, it wasn’t because they were jealous. 

The only word for this look into the worst of our society is chilling. 

The GOP is a far right organization. It only appeals to racists and racist billionaires

It’s almost like Magic Johnson isn’t good at this. 

Yeah, it’s an attempt to be funny but jokes have to at least be partially rooted in reality. 

You are there to answer some damn questions.