I wonder what odds you could get on him in the dead pool. Because his time is coming. 

Those memes were always amusing, yes.

I’m still very thrown by a goaltender wearing number 19. Maybe Pominville was, too. 

Kraft was frequenting a joint that dealt in human trafficking so it’s not as innocent or moronic to have an issue with as you’d like to have everyone believe. 

This sounds a lot like a modernized Running Man, no?

Except Adam Dunn reliably drove in a lot of runs.

Bryce Harper has hit under .250 in two of the past three years and has driven in 100 runs just once. I know those are old-head stats but, man....that’s a lot of money for his typical slash line.

If I could dunk a basketball, I’d believe in God, too.

A Patriots fan circles the parking lot in a large pickup truck, blaring “Bad Boy For Life”—we ain’t going nowhere, we ain’t going nowhere—for everyone to hear. It’s the third time he’s made this circuit in 20 minutes, blaring the same song, seeking the same attention.

Did he drove or did he bought it? Why do you hate English so much?

Is this a real question? 18 is legal “adulthood,” so it makes some sense. I know it’s fashionable to pretend education doesn’t matter but do we really want to incentivize the next LeBron to drop out of HS to play in the NBA? 

Did they truly “confirm” that? What I read said he “passed a field sobriety test.” Which is quite different. 

But if someone who was going to be your boss was there and saw you falling down drunk or reckless or abusive, that would be grounds for dismissal in many situations. Nobody wants to take on that risk. It’s the same reason you shouldn’t get bombed at work events. 

This extends everywhere. I cannot stand people who get a charge out of antagonizing others and then when you’ve finally had enough and react angrily, say “Oh, I was just kidding around.”

Plus you can almost always easily come up with some “gag” awards that are funny and razzing each other in genuine good fun without it being about objectification or somehow making the person feel like shit. These bullies act like being PC removes the ability to bust balls but that’s simply not true.

Wouldn’t it be really easy to make a lucrative insurance policy one of the benefits a college athlete receives as part of his scholarship? They already get training table food, tons of Nike/Addidas/UA swag, sneakers, etc. They get books and tutors if they actually go to class (ha, UNC). So why not say okay, on some…

Not sure if it’s worse or better, but I also loathe the morons who do donuts very near a crowd of (apparently braindead) onlookers. Sometime someone even gets close enough to get smacked by the tail of a car and ragdolled out of the circle. Darwinism, I suppose, but screw these people for wasting EMS time.

I never understand the necktie under the quarter-zip look. I guess it’s tidy but it just feels mismatched. It’s like old men who wear a sport coat over a golf shirt. You’re combining two looks that don’t make sense together.

I lifted the cloche and there, sitting on my plate, was a plain hamburger with nothing on it. No bacon. I looked at the written order I’d submitted. Someone had CROSSED OUT the word “bacon” on it. I never uncovered the identity of the scoundrel behind this unforgivable act. Whoever deprived me of my bacon… you are…

It’s adorable when Philly/Pitt people think they’re in a “city.”