Eventually, your kid will put their fake name down as Seymour Ands.

The instantaneous humblebragging in these comments is amazing but I guess to be expected. 

Cursive is typically taught in about third grade. But we get it -- you were advanced and wanted us all to know it. 

Like wooden board?

You could always be one of those people who insists your kid skip a grade, I suppose. 

Or, I mean, there could be no Tony because that would confirm he survives Endgame and they don’t want to tell you either way. Calm down, everyone. Tony isn’t going to die floating in space. 

I believe he provided an explanation of what happened via twitter but maybe I imagined that. It wasn’t as exciting as being hit by a car. 

Publicly taking responsibility is being a selfish and shitty teammate?

Somebody please tell Joe Buck that passes are “defended,” they are not “defensed.”

She’s not “cheering,” she’s screeching. And as is proven in this post, it’s got nothing to do with game action and all to do with simply wanting to be heard. She’s awful and you’re awful for trying to force a comparison like this. 

And at no point his his trying-to-sound-smart tweet (which is how dumb people who want to sound smart always write) does he come close to apologizing. Just that he’s aware that he was dickish.

I like to go in with my financing already arranged or ready to pay cash. Then if they beg me to consider their financing, I say sure, can you beat this rate? Or is there anything in it for me by using your financing? And sometimes there is... gas card or something. And then I just wait a month and refi through my…

I agree about the simple, matte black helmet. I’d love to see a goalie adopt a grim reaper look. 

Why not a movie about a dog that digs up a dead body and drags it into the middle of a child’s birthday party?

You are odds, indeed.

How’d it go?

I think parsing “filthy” as you are is a bit over the top. It’s meant to say he’s disgusting, which may not accurately sum him up in entirety but is definitely a start and a lot better than tacit (or public) support. 

Michael Ian Black would happily give a life sentence to any conservative who wanders across his feed, though. Fairness!

Oh, but the Jets are in the market.

but kicker Joseph Bulovas missed the extra point after Alabama’s second touchdown, and Clemson has had the lead ever since.