Let’s get rid of running plays, too. Just lots and lots of long passes, amirite?

I didn’t knock it. But splashing some water on it isn’t cleaning it. 

I have no idea whether my face actually gets clean solely from letting water fall on it while I’m in the shower,

Your comment wasn’t complicated or deep. I get it. You’re blaming management for how they handled it more than the people who did the thing that embarrassed the company. And that is dumb. 

It’s time to make the coffee.

Aaliyah’s mom sounds like the parents of all the girls Larry Nassar abused -- unwilling to admit to reality. You got hoodwinked, mama.

How do you know the social media team doesn’t indeed have Huawei phones? You’re wrong here on blaming “management” for this. It’s a tech company that makes phones and competes directly with Apple. It’s not unreasonable to have strict rules about, you know, not embarrassing the company paying you.

I think your geography skills are off a tad. The Devils are a sucky tire fire for sure, but they ain’t in South Jersey (where they belong). 

Had the exact same experience there and I think I might have had that bartender, unless promising efficiency with getting everyone their cocktail is just SOP. 

As Brooner told The Oregonian, “They created an unsafe environment... Someone could have had a medical situation. You could have had a fatality.

People who get so bombed they can’t do their job competently get fired. 

I’m always fascinated by takes like this. Twitter itself is not awful...humans are awful. Twitter just makes it easier to see how terrible most people are. Wishing for twitter to be gone is just wishing you can put your head in the sand.

And for winning a shit-ton of games. 

Excellent points he makes, though. Who among us hasn’t been tempted to try cancer or dementia?

Psst. Will Ferrell isn’t as funny as everyone pretends. (I know this is unpopular.)

I’ve felt for years that part of the problem is that they award the Olympics to these nothing locations like Sochi. Mandate that the Olympics be “hosted” by a major city (such as Los Angeles) that either already has the infrastructure needed OR would have at least a more likely chance of using the stuff that gets…

I think it’s because while we all often don’t like what people do to their cars, at the same time we respect people who want to personalize their rides. 

I love that Solich was run out of Nebraska by their delusional fan base and just keeps on winning. 

I want to know which lousy site put up a headline referring to it as “Saturday Night Football.” (Second to last image of headlines.)

You think this is a playoff team with him in there? That’s a pretty big homer stretch. I mean, I get liking your guy here, but he’s never been the reason the Blackhawks were good.