I’m so glad this has been said. I used mine (received as a gift, natch) once and even though I know they’re not supposed to taste like literal rocks, I couldn’t get the idea out of my head that someone took rocks from my yard and put them in my booze. So my (addled) brain told me my drink now tasted like earth.

Mourners will be asked to pay their respects in six seconds. 

Yeah, but what if they then post something about Supras being overrated? Then what?

The Aeros were moved to Iowa around five years ago, but I otherwise agree. Very good sports town, something like the fourth biggest city in the US. I lived there for a while and there are tons of Canadians in Houston because Western Canada and Texas have the oil industry in common. One of the best hockey bars I’ve…

But that’s why we keep statistics. To know if a guy was really good or if he just seemed like a good dude. Harold Baines was good and lasted a long time. If that makes people want him in the Hall, fine. But as documented here, there are tons of guys who were better than him who won’t get close to the HoF. 

Gold Gloves are among the worst pieces of evidence you can use. 

I meant to submit last week but my thing is just the sheer level of damage cars can sustain and keep functioning. 

You gotta really love Broncos of this era to pay $180k for one. Wouldn’t it be most cost-effective to restore one?

It’s hook and lateral, not hook and ladder. There are no fire engines on the field. 

Wasn’t it just last week that he wrote about how the most embarrassing thing would be to be found unconscious with your pants around your ankles and porn streaming on your laptop?

The info from loyalty card swipes provides information that is being used by merchants! Whaaaaaaaaa?

I feel dumb for not knowing it would be “Endgame.” Strange says it towards the end of Infinity War.

There seem to be people who think this fool is great. Is that just in an ironic, hipster way?

We get it.

“Scary stuff, guys, when the stuff you do on social media can be used against you,” he says.

Evidently, the Saints have been excommunicated. 

Evidently, the Saints have been excommunicated. 

We did the iPod touch for our almost 9 year old and it’s been a nice middle ground. He can play some games on it, he can iMessage my wife, a couple friends, etc., and he can’t add anything without my wife approving it. 

1) There are plenty of meathead, masculine liberals.

Not everything has to be about partisan politics. 

You know, when the last model came out (2014, I think), Chevy was heavily criticized (not by me, I thought they were pretty) for not changing very much from the prior generation. But why change significantly from what was working? Here they look to have made the first significant styling changes in more than a decade…