You’re extremely naive if you believe that. He’s 54. He’s not done.

Aw, yes, poor Urban. 

But wouldn’t this hurt the schools with higher tuition, like Northwestern? Then the situation there would be no different than it is today. 

The real crime is asshole parents spelling “Damien” as Dameyune. 

Correct.

I like that Jeep acknowledges vintage Grand Wagoneers need to be towed to their destinations. 

You go back and watch ‘70s movies now and they’re just all so slow and boring and terrible. No way.

Karlsson had the best seat in the house for that one. Dude, it’s 3-on-3, nobody is coming to help you. 

I’d like to see the footage from that front camera so we can see their oh shit faces.

The train was principally carrying people home to Boston, according to WBZ-TV, which makes me wonder how you all are living up there if you’re cool calm and collected when Amtrak comes around with a makeshift poop box.

The comments after every post that discusses tipping makes me sad about the people we live among.

They charge ~$50 for a filet mignon and you’d tip on that, right?

Don’t forget about how Trevor Hoffman peed down his own leg in any big spot. Dude racked up saves playing in obscurity and meaningless games. 

It’s stuff like this that makes me enjoy telling PSU true believers that if Saint Joe Paterno hadn’t died that he’d be in prison. Kinda makes them mad.

I have fond memories. My mom had a black 1993 SE (first year, I think?) and I then had a 2003 SE, which was a rocketship (0-60 in 5.9 at that time was insane from a mid size sedan). My 2003 remains my wife’s favorite sedan I ever had. Great cruiser, fast, smooth, comfortable. 

Kia once a piece of the action again.

It took approximately seven months for that retirement to stick,

How do you figure? This story was about this dickhead (no need to hyphenate) in particular, not all dickheads in general. 

Well, fuck me. I didn’t fucking know that. 

What does this have to do with anything? Nobody scored 65.