You deserve more credit for this. 

And randomly shouted “Fuck you!” in the first paragraph like this is barstool or something. 

I believe you can only use fuck once for PG-13, otherwise it becomes R.

Well, here’s one tip. When the weather is really, really bad and the local municipalities are clearly unprepared, the news is saying to not travel if you don’t have to, and as you acknowledge, “everyone is on the road trying to get home”....maybe don’t hop in the car to go to the movies. 

I sincerely hope you’re referring to Garnett trying hard to work his ad line into his post-championship interview and screwing it up. Because that has long been among my favorite dopey athlete moves ever. And there are people who deny this is what he was doing. 

Right, I mean, if you like college football every single Saturday night from Labor Day weekend through Thanksgiving is chock full of great games.

Godspeed. You’re only about 6 weeks away from 2019.

Tues-Mon, yikes. That’s something my italian in-laws would deem totally reasonable but which might actually kill me. A solid week for thanksgiving is nuts.

You mention FJM and this had so many of their favorites...including Maffei making an argument against himself when he acknowledged if DeGrom got any run support at all, that he easily could have been 25-1. Amazing. 

Yeah, the “durrr rich teams buy championships” article people make about baseball is moldy and has always been just wrong. This clown above saying making the NBA like MLB “no fucking thanks” seemingly overlooks the fact that in the NBA, there are far fewer teams than in MLB with a true chance to win it all thanks to…

Was he from Albuquerque?

She’s 52, he’s 24. The 28 year age gap is perfect for LA.

I mean, hospice is where you send those who are a cancer.

At the risk of seeming old, this is the kind of thing that makes me feel like we’re running out of ideas for what is amazing. “I’m dead,” she says.... as though this premeditated and weird celebration was....a surprise? And even if it’s okay to pre-plan such a thing and then act surprised, what’s the significance of a…

I think it’s widely attributed to Ralph Kiner.

This is dumb and also baseballs don’t have dicks.

I feel like Philly should be just above being hit by a car. Hate that dump. I’ve usually had good experiences at Denver and SFO but I am in Boston a couple of times a month and agree it’s kind of a hole. Like Boston in general.

To be fair, Jeremy Pruitt doesn’t even know what asparagus is, so expecting him to understand the American election system is a reach.

Giving almost a quarter-billion to Robinson Cano when the Yankees didn’t want to looks to have been a really good decision. 

- Waking up at 9AM on a weekend actually sounds like an enjoyable thing to do.