I agree about the simple, matte black helmet. I’d love to see a goalie adopt a grim reaper look. 

Why not a movie about a dog that digs up a dead body and drags it into the middle of a child’s birthday party?

You are odds, indeed.

How’d it go?

I think parsing “filthy” as you are is a bit over the top. It’s meant to say he’s disgusting, which may not accurately sum him up in entirety but is definitely a start and a lot better than tacit (or public) support. 

Michael Ian Black would happily give a life sentence to any conservative who wanders across his feed, though. Fairness!

Oh, but the Jets are in the market.

but kicker Joseph Bulovas missed the extra point after Alabama’s second touchdown, and Clemson has had the lead ever since.

Let’s get rid of running plays, too. Just lots and lots of long passes, amirite?

I didn’t knock it. But splashing some water on it isn’t cleaning it. 

I have no idea whether my face actually gets clean solely from letting water fall on it while I’m in the shower,

It’s time to make the coffee.

Aaliyah’s mom sounds like the parents of all the girls Larry Nassar abused -- unwilling to admit to reality. You got hoodwinked, mama.

I think your geography skills are off a tad. The Devils are a sucky tire fire for sure, but they ain’t in South Jersey (where they belong). 

Had the exact same experience there and I think I might have had that bartender, unless promising efficiency with getting everyone their cocktail is just SOP. 

As Brooner told The Oregonian, “They created an unsafe environment... Someone could have had a medical situation. You could have had a fatality.

People who get so bombed they can’t do their job competently get fired. 

I’m always fascinated by takes like this. Twitter itself is not awful...humans are awful. Twitter just makes it easier to see how terrible most people are. Wishing for twitter to be gone is just wishing you can put your head in the sand.

And for winning a shit-ton of games. 

Excellent points he makes, though. Who among us hasn’t been tempted to try cancer or dementia?