Psst. Will Ferrell isn’t as funny as everyone pretends. (I know this is unpopular.)

I’ve felt for years that part of the problem is that they award the Olympics to these nothing locations like Sochi. Mandate that the Olympics be “hosted” by a major city (such as Los Angeles) that either already has the infrastructure needed OR would have at least a more likely chance of using the stuff that gets…

I think it’s because while we all often don’t like what people do to their cars, at the same time we respect people who want to personalize their rides. 

I love that Solich was run out of Nebraska by their delusional fan base and just keeps on winning. 

I want to know which lousy site put up a headline referring to it as “Saturday Night Football.” (Second to last image of headlines.)

You think this is a playoff team with him in there? That’s a pretty big homer stretch. I mean, I get liking your guy here, but he’s never been the reason the Blackhawks were good.

I’m so glad this has been said. I used mine (received as a gift, natch) once and even though I know they’re not supposed to taste like literal rocks, I couldn’t get the idea out of my head that someone took rocks from my yard and put them in my booze. So my (addled) brain told me my drink now tasted like earth.

Mourners will be asked to pay their respects in six seconds. 

The Aeros were moved to Iowa around five years ago, but I otherwise agree. Very good sports town, something like the fourth biggest city in the US. I lived there for a while and there are tons of Canadians in Houston because Western Canada and Texas have the oil industry in common. One of the best hockey bars I’ve…

But that’s why we keep statistics. To know if a guy was really good or if he just seemed like a good dude. Harold Baines was good and lasted a long time. If that makes people want him in the Hall, fine. But as documented here, there are tons of guys who were better than him who won’t get close to the HoF. 

Gold Gloves are among the worst pieces of evidence you can use. 

I meant to submit last week but my thing is just the sheer level of damage cars can sustain and keep functioning. 

You gotta really love Broncos of this era to pay $180k for one. Wouldn’t it be most cost-effective to restore one?

It’s hook and lateral, not hook and ladder. There are no fire engines on the field. 

Wasn’t it just last week that he wrote about how the most embarrassing thing would be to be found unconscious with your pants around your ankles and porn streaming on your laptop?

The info from loyalty card swipes provides information that is being used by merchants! Whaaaaaaaaa?

There seem to be people who think this fool is great. Is that just in an ironic, hipster way?

We get it.

“Scary stuff, guys, when the stuff you do on social media can be used against you,” he says.

Evidently, the Saints have been excommunicated. 

Evidently, the Saints have been excommunicated.