Wrong. You’re trying to do something. In this case, trying to kill the car. You’re not trying and kill the car.

He’s not hatable. People are weird.

I have a longstanding theory about this....and for me, when it’s misting or raining really lightly and a person has their wipers on high speed — that’s a bad driver.

“It’s 2017, isn’t there an app for that?”

Yeah, you read my whole comment, right?

It would be incredible for humanity to have one of the pinnacles of modern athleticism say “hey, I’m gay, and I’m still the best quarterback in the most popular sport in America.”

I want to use “cranium accessories” more regularly now.

You’re right re 61-12 but for some reason 84-20 after 3 quarters sounds even more batshit to me.

I can’t loathe the use of Griffin “III” enough. His last name is Griffin. It’s not Griffin III. The III is a suffix.

And just like that, Cyberdyne Systems goes back to the drawning board, their dreams of a vulcanized rubber Terminator dashed.

I’m tired of these two things that are true!

Today I was helping a neighbor I’ve never met before (mid-20s, female) shovel out her car in the wake of the blizzard. We get to a little small talk about where we went to college, our jobs, etc., and out of nowhere she invites my wife & I...

It is, however, your fault that you’re too verbose.

All Night Long wasn’t a commodores song but yeah.

Yes, this. A thousand times this. The NHL likes the bunched standings, though, and will never do it. Which sucks for those of us who like fairness and logic in our standings.

Sometimes I think I’m a decent person...and then I see someone capable of this kind of forgiveness and realize I’m nothing. Because I could not and would not ever forgive someone for recklessly taking my family away from me.

Don’t use “irregardless” ever again. It’s not a word.

Thanks for pointing out what was already pointed out!

More importantly, does Phil Jackson have to fly back to LA every time he wants to get laid or does Jeannie meet him in Chicago or something?

Yeah, sounds like you’ve just watched the odd rerun now and then.