Reading through the comments here, I don’t see how not speaking to an asshole like Jay Cutler is a knock against Marshall. Cutler is a douchebro I wouldn’t talk to, either.

So wait, did Rice also make Joe Montana a hall of famer?

Yeah, no matter how many times you’ve watched them on TV at home, at a bar or live in the stadium, you’re actually still not part of the team. Sorry about that. That’s the truth.....3459.

“We”

through tough times with the Bengals and the Raiders, two teams he functionally quit on when it was clear they were stuck in neutral.

Not that it matters, but Blatt was in line to coach the East All-Star team... does Lue now get to do it? (It’s the coach of the team with the best record on Jan 31.)

Wait, wait, wait.... Jenny McCarthy has a radio show?

This isn’t golf, where you’re not allowed to test the putting surface. Go on the damn field before the game and check it out. It’s not a goddamn lunar landing.

One thing Chip hasn’t learned is that a tailor is your friend when it comes to buying suits. Unless you’re in college, don’t go off the rack, son.

Oddly, Rex stipulated in her contract that she wear sandals year-round.

Now, this does seem to be limited to passenger cars — SUVs and trucks and some other more commercial or specialty vehicles get an exeption to the rule

Go away.

Find Iooss on Instagram. You’ll be in nostalgia land every day.

at 0:05 it looks like you could step over it like a motorcycle. Or a children’s toy.

Completely agree with your assessment, Doug. And this coming from a driver of a 2010 Silverado. And I considered the prior gen Ridgeline because it has so many smart (Honda) touches. And this one is indeed all any of us who drive trucks in the suburbs need.... BUT.... that front end looks like a Civic. No thanks.

In the NFL? Teams going from bad to contender in a year happen almost annually.

You know what else is such complete bullshit about this? An NFL team is arguably the easiest to support. Not just because of the popularity of the league right now and the ability for a bad team to be good in just one year’s time, but the fact that it’s only eight home dates! (Okay, ten if you count the preseason, but…

Divine’s going to wind up coaching basketball in Hickory when he’s 50.

I play in a men’s league and have been thinking of quitting lately because I turned 40 this year and the young guys go around me like I’m a road cone. Guess I have another 50 years to go.

God, I hope Simers had already purchased a Porsche and a Malibu vacation home.