I’ll never understand why the johns don’t get the penalties.

The Aho Tuna Bowl

Opinions are fine. Going to bat for a rapist and pederast, and accusing his legion of accusers of lying, in the face of a mountain of evidence is not good.

First they came for the rape deniers, and I said nothing because I was not a rape denier.

You say an unspecified controller, but use a picture of the DS4? A bit of a douche thing to do.

You win the internet today. Take your prize, collect $2 (in pennies, thanks Grandpa!) and go home.

Oh and this man never wore shorts unless he was mowing the lawn. Then, he would don his one pair of shorts, pull them up to his ribcage, and push his mower around in the hottest part of the day wearing black dress socks up to his knees with loafers. When finished, he would sit and drink a water glass of scotch and…

My grandpa owned his own business. Every day he shut it down for an hour so he could watch Sesame Street over lunch in the breakroom. He made everyone who worked for him (about a dozen people) join him. You had to have a pretty good excuse to not watch Sesame Street with him.

We were out to dinner with my father in-law. He told the waitress his order, then pointed at my 12 year old son and said “and he’ll have a shit sandwich”.

Dudley is the fat old guy at the Y who doesn’t realize he’s fucking terrible at basketball.

2017-8 Jared Dudley: imagine if a less-talented Brian McCann were playing in the NBA

Meanwhile 4,322 former ESPN employees said “This never should have happened. If he needed coke from a reliable source I’ve got a guy. Sure it’s a little weird how he asks you to watch him feed a mouse to his snake but it’s good shit and he’s pretty chill.”

I too have a problem with cocaine. It is too expensive.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders just said that this was “obviously” a joke. Classic stuff, really good. His impression of an early-stage Alzheimers patient gets me every time.

Right. I’m talking about how he/she is not a bigot, just someone who recognizes this application of religion for what it is: useless misdirection

Yes, they are like a virus

“reasonable suspicion” = “cars with Hispanic people in them”

All you really need to play tennis is a friend.

This is the only training tool that gets results.