Why are you here? What is the point of you?

I enjoy cooking but most of it involves planning out leftovers for the next 2-3 nights. This is, of course, fine. Not having to cook every night is great. This can be a hindrance, though, since not everything is meant to be a leftover. Sure, I can cook up a chicken breast, some veggies, and a starch for a nice, square…

Found Ivanka!

That ball of cheese, sauce, and toppings counts as one piece.

hm, looks like this article has reached the Facebook group for snitches and stooges

I have never irrationally hated an anonymous internet commenter more in my life

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BRANDS

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

My brother chipped my tooth when we were teenagers because I was giving him crap while beating him in Diddy Kong Racing. But I got him back. I’m married with three kids, and all he has is that he’s dead from an automobile accident. I miss him, though.

100 fucking percent FIFA. I’ll put my house on it.

Get a load of this snitch!

He who laughs lat, laughs best. I remember when they all said Embiid would be a bust.

Or this woman:

Ha, there will NEVER be another Boaz Solassa!

I wonder whether the Lakers would ever consider trying sign this fellow.

Look, I get it. They’re off to a hot start, but it’s not going to last. By the end of the season we’ll look back on this part of the season and simply realize it ‘twas the Knights before Christmas.

If I was them, home games would be Sunday at noon.

I haven’t seen such a heartwarming story of perseverance since ‘Leaving Las Vegas’!

There was a callow youth last night who upbraided a writer for using the word ‘musher’ in a piece on the Itidarod, and who was driven to Google the term. He said he subsequently “figured it out”, which was an odd turn of phrase, since he could have figured it out from context what a musher is, but he didn’t really, he…