Giving Swaggy P the green light on a pair of contested 16-seconds-left-in-the-shot-clock 3s seems more disrespectful than a rookie’s demonstration of how to actually enjoy yourself in a basketball game.

We need less cool dunks and more worrying about Jeff Withey’s feelings.

I’d say he was “fixin’ for a Mixon” myself

And I bet the Cowboys won’t even interview Colin Kaepernick!

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

Well you can, but getting away with it is the tricky part.

They are Smoothie’s homies.

His quarterback was surrounded by 300+ offensive linemen

That was the joke, dummy.

You can find me a 2pm every day at your mom’s house. I’m usually there for about 15 minutes.

He’s the first athlete to take public trans, as long as you don’t consider the decathlon a sport.

It must suck not to have a Popeye’s nearby.

#chillKFCisdope&woke

To unfurl and hold a flag that takes up the full length of a football field, teams are asked to find 150 volunteers.

Try saying “Chalk” 1000 times in a row. You will start to question everything about the rest of the English language.

That Koennigsegg key should, in any universe that cares for proper narrative causality, work by being inserted in a shield orientation into a cavity in the middle of the dash.

do we need to explain perspective? just because it LOOKS almost as big as the car, that is because the car is further away

The key that fights back.

Ahem

Traore: Your dreads are shit!