Let’s remember some money rackets from high school:

Joe Maddon is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on TBS

Don’t make fun of Billy. He grew up on the southern isthmus of the Texan peninsula. It was a hard-scrabble life on the tundra there and education was a luxury - not a right.

The point of the tweet is using a terrible, terrible injury as a vehicle to gratuitously denigrate LeBron James, who deserves absolutely nothing of the sort. The fact that it’s a true statement doesn’t mean it has any value, because it completely doesn’t. LeBron James will probably lose the finals because he has…

Take the gig, be super professional and treat the technical folks and the tour manager respectfully, and you get on The List. Somebody needs a drummer they’re gonna ask around and maybe your name comes up. Nobody who matters judges a working musician for playing for a paycheck.

Reading that someone seriously considers Harry Potter a halloween movie shook me to my core. Might be the worst serious take i’ve heard all year.

I would work for any big band willing to pay me. I don’t care what the hell they’re playing. If they need a guitar/bass/mandolin/uke/bouzouki player, I’ll whore out for some good money. I’ll even learn their awful music and play it well!

Where Do You Start Shaving Your Face First?

I start at the balls and stop at the ears.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Check your account settings and make sure you have the correct email address to get memos about which women we all hate all at once for some reason.

stick to sprouts barry, i expect only plant-based agricultural articles

big Bayern Moonich fan probably

1st in rushing YPG. 9th in total yards allowed per game. 29th in passing yards per game.

Not even the best sauce, this is too good.

As a Colts fan who gnashed teeth through the Manning years, I don’t think the Packers fans are wrong....

Like, WHOA. Math. Whoa.

My V8 S4 was like that. At sustained and very illegal speeds you could perceive the needle’s movement. Or so I’ve been told...

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start. It may have even started out with a full tank.