even just reading the words “straight cash, homie” makes me want to watch Randy Moss videos all day

If you wanna know what the most dangerous summer sport is, go ask Christopher Reeve

I feel bad for Michael Sam. He was a pretty decent player and seems like a nice guy. Shame he was too much of a DISTRACTION for any teams to take a shot on him. Maybe he’ll get a break in the new XFL...

don’t watch Bill Cosby. Just watch the Bill Cosby bit from Eddie Murphy’s Raw. Much better

+1 someone keeps moving my chair

Boning the nurse sounds like a great choice!

can I ask why you’re spending so much time and so many words carrying water for Donald Trump?

This is exactly true. There is a Fed reserve study from a few years back that says “47% of Americans could not cover an emergency expense costing $400 or would cover it by selling something or borrowing money”

For every person who got money from their parents and did something with it, there are hundreds who got the same thing and blew it.

somebody who has figured out THE correct way to do things that is applicable to ALL people, and anybody who doesn’t agree 100% with this way of thinking is just childish/weird/doing it wrong?

do you honestly think he’ll be able to play off the ball effectively?

You’re kidding yourself if you think any of the stuff mentioned in this article would have prevented the Trump presidency. There was plenty of vile shit that we learned/heard/had always known about Donny before the election, and yet people still voted for him. If the “grab em by the pussy” tape didn’t turn off his…

yeah the use of “daughters” there is weird as shit. Sure, they are somebody’s daughters, but aren’t they also, y’know...people?

and that’s the story of how my girlfriend (parents from S. Korea) is a 23 year old named Agnes

I think it was no fair catches

Your version of football:NFL::Blernsball:MLB

you didn’t even have to dip into the pool of Arena football? You are truly a genius of failed football leagues

I don’t think Trump knows any words that are worth double digit points in scrabble

sorry I thought the fact that Billy listed 25 N64 games and no games for other machines kind of set the mood

yo we’re remembering N64 games here get with it