Madison Bumgarner (batting a stout .185 for his career!) would like a word with you...

I somehow (I get his point and I dig what he’s getting at, but Billy about wrote himself in circles with this one) read this entire piece, and my main takeaway is: “God, is Instagram actually even dumber than I had thought it was?”

denying people capital based on social status

That’s Dr. Epps! Put some respect on it

whoa holy shit is that really what Obama looks like with his shirt off? Dude is sexy!

If you were wondering if Scary Movie aged well, they have like a whole minute of some guys and Ghostface doing the WAZZZUPPP bit

Top 5% is about 50,000 times too inclusive anybody in the NBA. This year, there were 491 players on opening-day rosters. There are an estimated 450 million people worldwide who play basketball at any level (yes, even you chucking up bricks in the driveway counts). That puts Markelle, and all other NBA players, in the…

If he included the paragraph in his column, did he really say, “NO.”?

WELCOME TO BIG-TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL, SON!

I think he’s trying to say that this guy is dumb or a hack or that anybody could do his job or something...still not entirely sure what that means vis-a-vis the argument that this is a dumb and childish act

My friend, I’m tryna get all fucked up and ripped out of the frame. Let’s party!

If you’re ever in San Mateo, CA, go to Himawari, order the Tan tan men, and weep with delight.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Watching The National Football League And Love The Bomb

I’ll agree to this only if you remove an equal number of fucking terrible bowl games between 6-6 teams

While I like the idea of what you’re trying to do, you can’t just add a random number of games/weeks to the end of the year’s schedule

I’m also a red state democrat. I’ll keep my snoody remarks to myself so long as nobody tries to make me go to the godforsaken central time zone

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

I’d go for expatriation way before I ever considered moving to flyover country

GOD I love this comment. I want to transform my body into the pure energy of stars and give them all to you.

I’ve heard worse. you got a mixtape?