Not nearly funny enough. Take your shirt of Taye and try again...

Didn't they also write a sex book together or something?

This gif. That is all.

Quelle timing! I just read this on Cracked this morning...

who is John Levenstein and what is he tweeting about?

You guys! I got to meet and interview RFK Jr. circa 1992 when I was but a heady college newspaper editor. He is very tall and very charismatic and very passionate about the environment and he may have turned my Kennedy obsession up to 11.

She is so adorable!

Those GIFs are magnificent!!

Saying with laughable certainty that rape can be neatly categorized and quantified in terms of "bad," and that certain categories always affect victims more profoundly than other categories is about as logical as definitively ranking other sensory and emotional experiences.

yeah, my nephew has gone on several mission trips and asked for money. I think I've given him maybe $50 total over the years. The best was when his brother wanted to attend a special summer program between his jr and sr year of high school and hit us all up for money. I found out from my mom that he had gotten a…

I feel like this is just a giant list of traits that every woman who has rejected him possesses. Like, every 5-10 items on this list actually refers to a different woman, and he has just kept a running list as if those are the things that made them unappealing.

I actually kind of love that this is the first item on his list. I do not hate The Doors, personally, but this is just such a strong start! Too bad it devolves so quickly...

Exactly!! How does one go from "God doesn't want me to take on debt" to "Therefore, everyone should just GIVE me money to pusue my very expensive dream"? That's a special kind of entitlement right there!

Cracking up about the sausage curls! I live in a small town, suburb to a major city, and we have a booming Main St scene. A business recently opened, hoping to take advantage of that momentum and a national beauty trend — a "blow dry bar." It's a BS concept in and of itself, but the half-assed-ness of this particular…

Vin Diesel, voice actor in Guardians of the Galaxy, insists on looking for his photo on the promotional materials at the film's red carpet premiere.

Word Crimes 4EVA!!

'MURRICA!

Low-Rent Don's triple X Rocky Mountain oysters with ghost pepper taco tails.

And the world waits to find out if she brings him the slippers or throws them at his head...