where is COTD when you really need it!?!

This photo cracks me up! Is that wee man Christoph Waltz? She must be having flash backs to her days as Mrs. Cruise.

I was thinking the exact same thing, without the eloquence of your metaphor, though. Well done!

mmmmmmm..... Manwich!

first, this is actually kind of awesome. It's one thing to watch a birth on TV or in a health class video, but to see your own birth, to see yourself in that slimy bloody blob and the look on your mom's face when she holds for the first time? Wow!

I interviewed RFK Jr for my college newspaper approximately a billion years ago. He is a tall drink of water and looks almost exactly the same now as he did then. Sigh. Once a Kennedy fetishist always a Kennedy fetishist.

I can haz mohr McAvoy?!?

IKR? He is also super helpful at home, always doing things for his mom so she thinks he's an angel, but at school and with other kids he's an asshole. Budding psychopath?!?

my brother makes up crazy lies too! He convinced our nephews that I burned him with a cigarette when we were kids as part of a steady string of torture I exacted upon him.

haha! Telling your husband that your back hurts (you are pregnant in this scenario) and that you really need to lie down but really you're just sick of hanging out with his ridiculous family.

When my oldest was 2 I told him we didn't get The Wiggles on our TV, when after months of successfully keeping him from even knowing they existed, my mother in law let him watch them at her house. "Only Grandma's TV has The Wiggles. Ours doesn't. Sorry!" (Not sorry)

ugh! Quelle douche!

that's what I was thinking too

The kid that lives next door to us started bullying my oldest on the bus when they were in 1st grade. My son would come home crying because the little asshole would take his backpack, push him off the bus seat or crowd him until he was squeezed up against the window, among other things. They are both finishing third…

how about the most absurd lie you've ever told?

was the reception held in the church? My cousin married a guy whose dad was a minister at some Footloose type church in Texas that doesn't allow alcohol or dancing. Their reception was in the fellowship hall and they served cake, brownies, cookies, water, coffee and lemonade, supplemented by a sweets table with…

I am a SAHM of 2 boys and I sit down all the fucking time. My house is a mess but my boys are perfectly happy. Sitting down rocks!

EW!

This seems like the perfect opportunity to share that I saw Bristol Palin's book for sale at Dollar Tree today. And I wouldn't even pay $1 for it, not even as a joke.

If you look up #firstworldproblems in the dictionary, this hot issue of our time should be cited as prime example.