I don't think I've ever seen a Rimmel ad outside of Kate Moss's face on the POS displays, but that alone convinced me to buy my first Rimmel cosmetic and I haven't looked back. There's a lot of cheap makeup out there that I won't touch, but Kate's endorsement totally sold me!

That's what I was thinking! She said all the words and even out of context she had to have an inkling of what the film was about.

How is it that the person who gets her picture taken as part of her JOB manages to look ridiculous in her own brother's wedding photos? Was she all, "Nope, sorry! Not unless you pay me $10k or do all my chores for a month!"

sploosh

I don't get the blooper part of the reporter outside the Miley Cyrus concert. What did I miss?

Austin Mahone!! THIS in why we can't have nice things!!

I have such a mental block about her being a Scientologist. I so want it not to be true that I am legitimately surprised every time I read about it.

Tonight's (wine-fueled, fine, whatever, shut up) DVR binge watch of Criminal Minds reminded me why I have an irrational dislike for Amber Heard. She was mackin' on my imaginary, totally age-inappropriate boyfriend Spencer Reid! That bitch!!!

absolute truth! Folding in half and bicycling the legs. Works every time!!

THE JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can he look at himself in the mirror and not immediately think, "Sweet Jesus! I look like a raging douchebag!"?

These men are all tools and I hope that if they have current sexing partners, said partners "close up shop" until they get their heads out of their asses.

I was just thinking that if she had gone into some other non-country-ruining line of work she would actually be pretty likeable.

With two young boys, a remote control they can talk to is a nightmare.

I don't know if this is still standard practice but when I went to college in the 90s, my friends who got huge scholarships to fancy private schools weren't smiling quite so much when they realized that the scholarship $$ drops drastically after your first year. Bait and switch at its finest. This girl will probably…

Brad Pitt looks so much like Robert Redford circa All the President's Men in that 2008 picture. Beautiful people really are better than the rest of us — they can breach the space/time continuum.

Weird. The first time I read the article, three of the tweets didn't load all the way so all I saw was the top third of the photos. So, Cameron Diaz's head, a headline about Casey Abrams and some blond chick's head. All better now...

What's with the random screen shots or pictures or whatever in between some of the tweets?

I did read it that you were specifically calling out my comment. Thanks for clarifying. And sorry for being snappish. Hella shitty mood today.