Is that Michael Lohan? **shudder**

So, this guy paid $500k to have Kim and Kris attend his party, and apparently in his mind they were "his" for the night?

Is that a giant bowl of pudding that Diane Sawyer is eating? Cuz I want in on that action!

It is WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG that I thought all the things I thought as he was gently caressing those flower petals.

I don't know. Someone sent it to me on FB and I just HAD to share!

That was really sweet, but WHAT IN THE HELL us Adam Sandler wearing?!?!?

I was with you until,the cheese. I am a sucker for fruit in Jello.

Oooohhhhhhhhhhh, I sooooooooo want to wave this in the face of my SIL who just thinks that Robin Thicke is the best thing ever! And he's even sexier because he's so into his wife!

Chicago represent!!

Borrowing from the man himself...

This.

Check Your: Couch cushions

Also:

Yes, but didn't Haddie lose her virginity to stone cold fox Michael B. Jordan? I mean, it's not like that means she created him or anything, but we did get to here his sex noises when she nekkid-ass dialed her dad when they were doin' it!

Why does he look so ginormous next to her? He looks like he could eat her face.

Maybe my judgement is clouded by the fact that I have only ever read horrible things about him, but I just don't think he's that hot. Plus, he just screams douche-canoe with that stupid beard! Color me unimpressed.

Other than chewing on my Barbies' feet, like several other commenters (SOLIDARITY FOR SENSORY STIMULATION!), I don't really remember being too freaky with the dolls. I always put their clothes feet first, which resulted in their heads and necks being twisted and smashed onto the floor, like a gymnast's floor routine…