How far Off Broadway is 30 Rock?

Thanks! I'll check it out! And thanks for giving me drug store recommendations and not eleventy billion dollar department store products!

Where does one find foundation like this? I have a stupid skin condition with brown spots all over my face that's exacerbated by sun (so the left side is worse, cuz driving). It's basically pregnancy mask gone awry and here to stay. I would LOVE to be able to cover it from time to time, for pictures, special events,…

When I first read this headline I thought it said "eating his emoticons" and now I can't not see it!

It's actually kind of genius for Harry Styles to go to gay bars. Or it was before it was reported that he goes to gay bars and now the paparazzi and screaming teens are onto him.

Sorry guys. My fault. I KNEW I shouldn't have tried to give up Diet Coke this summer. Two weeks on the wagon and look what happens! A whole industry in shambles!!

Oh God, no! Tell me this was not a prelude to a kiss! They're just goofing around right? 50+ year old brothers of presidents are totally playful, right?

When I hear about miserable pregnancies like Kelly's I am so grateful that mine were relatively easy. I was miserable enough all on my own. If I had horrible complications, I would have been unbearable. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I was a wuss and couldn't even be pleasant through a regular, uneventful…

There is so much gross about that E! link. Kris Jenner. Joe Francis. A mother fucking sea lion?!? What is WRONG with people?!?!

So magnified and so keen were her feelings that her inner nerves could even feel the bumps, the ridges, the pimples, the few stray hairs along the shaft of his male rod.

Smiling is never optional!!!

My favorite part of the trailers is when Carrie says "and we'll be doing it LIVE" as if that's something new and groundbreaking for her, because most of the rest of the cast are actual, bona fide Broadway performers. They do LIVE in their sleep!

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty squicked out by this.

Super space age polymer adhesive! I'm trying to understand the physics of her being able to sit down.

I know I've used this one before, but sometimes Karen Walker says all that needs to be said:

This dress is doing horrible, painful-looking things to her boobs! How are they even still in there?

Those girls fancy themselves "models" but clearly they aren't.