I'm gonna go with George Michael on this one.

Unicorn!!

My husband does Dollar Shave Club. What a freakin' genius idea!! Though I'm pretty sure it takes some sweatshop in the middle of China to get them that cheap...

I tried to convince my teenage nieces that dressing as "Indians" was racist and they simply could not comprehend the notion. It went something like this: "OK fine, we'll be Native American! Gah! Why are you always so sensitive about stuff like this!?!"

Oh god, I'm so ashamed that I know the words to those cats' song without even playing the video. I just really love Lady and the Tramp and I had a Disney's Greatest Hits album on vinyl circa 1980, so this was on never ending repeat in my crib back in the day (as in MTV Cribs, not a literal crib because I am ancient…

What kind of copyright situation would one be in if one "borrowed" that photo for my Kinja profile? Asking for a friend...

I hope everyone has their emergency food rations at the ready because if Miley Cyrus is the pillar of reason and good sense, it must be end times.

Even the girl wearing the pink dress thinks that shit is bananas.

Always looking for a reason to bring out this little gem...

You really should have included a Head Explosion Warning with the link to the full survey, because seriously?!?

I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of and then it hit me...

And very flat. Not easy to rub. Or easy to dry-hump to orgasm.

While the text of the email says nothing particularly noteworthy...

"She killed me with her coochie coo?"

I am confused. Who are these married women who don't have a legal ID with their married name on it? You'll go to the trouble to legally change your name after you get married but you won't get a damn drivers license or photo ID? How do they board a plane or drive a car or get a credit card or go to the doctor or get a…

So wait.... a whole pair of pants — with pants to spare, in fact, so more like 1 1/3 pairs of pants — costs $430 and someone's gonna pay $365 MORE for a matching apron? I am confused by this whole enterprise.

Let me start by saying I'm sorry. It was not my intention to downplay her condition or suggest that she or anyone else with the condition wasn't truly in danger. I was at risk for placenta previa with my first pregnancy, myself, and did enough research before I was cleared to know how scary it is. As I said in my…

Me too! She is looking very Bey-ish with that blond hair!

What's crazy is that I am a sour old bat who steps on Legos on a regular basis! It's like commenters here are psycho, I mean psychic!