It has a very Debbie Gibson feel to me. I can't put my finger on which song exactly but my research led me to this absolute masterpiece and I could resist sharing...

I love this woman!

This is me...

“Like if Beyoncé and Jay Z wanted [Hilton's son] Mayito over at their house to play with Blue Ivy, I don’t know if I would. Jay Z talks about drug use all the time in his songs.” Hilton looks lovingly down at his child. “I wouldn’t want to expose my son to that.”

Le sigh...

There's only one man for the job today...

Oh my god! That was a brilliant suggestion. Just watching her breathe while Kelly is speaking is hilarious. She goes from manic wind-up toy to dead-eyed pseudo-mannequin who has to actually think to breathe.

My exact thoughts! That could just as easily be "generic quirky aging socialite" Barbie.

Hey, Joe...

I just got a copy of the latest Barbie Collection catalog and I've been considering a blog post because it is just too fabulous for words. To wit:

Sweet! Now all the lion-themed treasures at the SnooperMarket will have to go on clearance right?!

I didn't make it past the free preview from Amazon so I didn't get into any of the sex stuff, but my SIL who is really, really, REALLY sheltered was so into these books that she now regularly downloads erotic fiction and listens to it on audiobook while she's folding laundry. I remember her saying things like, "I…

Yeah.. And California Gurls?

This! I actively dislike the song! It is maybe one of the most lazily written pop songs I've ever heard. It's like she flipped through The Big Book of Cliches and just started randomly picking passages from the pages she landed on. BUT I CAN'T STOP SINGING IT! It comes on the radio and my head will not stop boppin!…

Wow! I was actually at my kids' school when they had their last lockdown drill and I was so impressed with the way it was handled.

I feel your pain. In a moment of weakness I downloaded the soundtracks to both of the recent Alvin and the Chipmunks movies for my kids. Just shoot me!

Based on my personal experience, most kids are pretty adamant about picking their own Halloween costumes by age 4 or 5. My oldest was at 3. Jerk! His name is Jack and I had years of "jack" themed costumes planned out for him and he had to go and ruin it with friggin Buzz Lightyear! He was a Jack O'Lantern when he was…

To clarify, this is the version I heard yesterday. It starts off relatively promising with some lovely harmonizing, but there's something about the tempo or the yee-haw blue grass style or the main guy singing... I don't know. But it sounds like Glee and Hee Haw had a baby. A really ugly baby.