This is my personal favorite. I wish I could find more excuses to use it!!

FWIW, it appears that there is a "loophole" in Florida's age of consent law that basically makes it OK for someone under 24 to have sex with a 16 or 17 year old. But according to that article, the teacher was 26 at the time, so even that wouldn't apply in this case. Granted that was 20 years ago and I don't know how…

Olivia Benson BAMF on screen and in real life. PREACH

Actual* footage of Justin Bieber "brawling."

To shop for a boy in Old Navy is such a sad, sad experience. There's like one t-shirt display, a single "nook" full of THE SAME pants and shorts in your choice of navy, khaki, camo or plaid. I was there looking for pajamas a few weeks ago and I'm not exaggerating when I say there were about 10 PJ sets in the ENTIRE…

I know I've used this one before, but when it works, it works...

Happy Birthday B.O.

I can't help but read this in my head using a "generic dude"voice. Very Owen Wilson-adjacent, even though he turned out to be a good guy in Wedding Crashers. And it makes me want to this to my brain as punishment for even the slightest assimilation...

Happy Birthday Martha! Leos 4EVA!!

Quadruple gif-gasm! Oh yeah!

Three of my best friends and I have a never-ending FB message string going wherein we share the best and worst of our lives and it is, no lie, the best therapy I could ever have. Kids acting shitty? They get it. Epic PMS meltdown? They get it? Husband acting like a dbag? They get it. I don't even need a response…

I know I'm either supposed to hate Robin Thicke or think he's super sexy, but I just think he's adorable. Like a little puppy!

All of this trend analysis of "girls acting like guys" cracks me up. I graduated from college in 1994 and I drank and partied and slept around like a mutha! The articles Jezebel links to on this topic basically describe me, 20 years ago, minus camera phones and social media, THANK GOD!!!

Hey Mr. Mayor and Mr. Lawyer, look at this cute little kitty...

What now? He is WORKIN' that snap!