Haha! We used to say "Playing with the queen of hearts. No one didn't really fart..."

Midnight.... And I'm a waitin' on the 12:05...

Juice Newton is the best!

When you were 8?!?!? I'm going to go die of The Olds now. By the time this song, and that movie came out, I had enough crazy built up that I CRIED when characters in Young Guns 2 dies because I had become emotionally attached to ththin the first movie.

She is the tiniest little nugget of a person. Nugget... Schnitzel... Mmmmmmm

It's already been broughten!!

Schnitzel. Mmmmmmmmm...

Sweet Baby Jesus Iman was an absolutely gorgeous child. Some people get all the good genes!

I will happily take any test Soda Pop is giving...

Awesome! But I'm a stay at home mom who has spent the whole day talking about cleaning the house from the comfort of her computer chair. I kinda already took the day off.

I am a purist. No lemon for me. And I might be on a first name basis with the morning shift drive thru staff at my local McDonald's. Those $1 soft drinks are the best thing they've ever done!

I went a whole week once. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it didn't take much for me to fall off the wagon, and I haven't looked back since.

More for me!!

Bite your tongue Meher! I will not stand for any Diet Coke trash-talking. Diet Coke loves me and would never do anything to hurt me!

ps I just fell down the best Google Punching GIF wormhole. I should do this more often to help alleviate the stabbypunchy feeling I seem to be getting on a daily basis lately...

Let's let Hermione have the honor...

This. In white. For my imaginary next wedding.

The make-up artist's name is Gucci? Brilliant! I mean, what else are you going to do with your life it that's your name? If, in fact, that is your real name Gucci Westman...

Booooo Nigel!!!