So this happened to me today. :-(

I like the way you think.

vaginal canal = conduit?

Beautiful in its simplicity. Absolute perfection. Bravo!

"What's Wrong with My Pee?! Oh, Yeah. I Ate Asparagus"

Why thank you!

I was sitting in a pharmacy with my super racist dad today and the wait was made to feel excruciatingly longer by the TV, tuned to CNN, showing clips of her interview, in the store. I hadn't seen it before that point and my WTF-ometer was on overload. But at the same time, my racist-bullshit-detector was on high…

I wish there was more contrast and that she looked more confident wearing it, but this is a good look for her compared to some of the atrocities she has sported on the RC this year!

The look that baby is giving Larry King? The same look I have when I remember he is still on TV.

"I want to see what skin tone my child is before –” Kim said.

I thought the same thing! I had 2 C-sections and wasn't in the hospital longer 3 days either time. I'm guessing that $$$$ had a lot to do with it. If she was willing to pay for it, she could stay longer.

That blue dress?!? I would have killed for that tiered-skirt!!!

Remember?!? My 11yo niece just got one for her birthday! Unironically! SMH!

You win the Internet!!!!

WINNING!!!

True story: My step-brother showed up to our parents' house earlier today wearing a Rush Limbaugh t-shirt. I noticed him, ironically, as I was taking out the garbage, and in a split second decided I would not even acknowledge his presence, let alone whatever message his shirt was spewing besides the two foul words…