So much Sally Draper there!! Glad I'm not the only one that noticed!!

Oh Selma Blair, you were supposed to play me in the movie my friends and I dreamed up about the years-long AOL chat session we kept up about our lives and loves and what not. I can't cosign on your casting now that you've starred along-side noted douchebag* Charlie Sheen! I am so disappointed in you...

Courtney Stodden hasn't had any surgery, yet she's 18 and I'm 40 and she looks older than me. And her husband is Methuselah and he looks younger than me! It's like magic!!

Sadly, the only people I know who watch this show are my sister in law and my 11 year old niece. Because nothing says mother-daughter bonding like watching a bunch of attention-whores degrade themselves in front of millions of people. [/sarcasm]

When OED caves in and adds "Douchebag" this will be the photo accompanying the entry

Really? Call me cynical, but he can't even effing spell! And this is pre-text-era! This man, in this day and age, would be completely illiterate and making furniture out of his parents' garage. I apologize (not really) to all you romantics out there, but this is a bunch of hooey!

I never thought I'd like a hairy-chested guy*, but then I met the man who would be my husband and suddenly it was the sexiest thing ever! Even after 16 years together, some nights I still fall asleep with my fingers buried in his chest hair.

And your next assignment just fell into my lap. Literally. I'm using my laptop and this link was on Facebook.

The only way vodka shots are even remotely drinkable is if they are ice cold! I used to work for a Russian guy and at every holiday party he would serve the most amazing chilled vodka shots to everyone that wanted one. I may or may not have been talked into three...

I made the mistake of letting my kids watch it once earlier this year and it was all they ever wanted on TV for several weeks after that. Nightmare inducing!

I loved My Two Dads!!! Greg Evigan was so older-guy hot!!

How many fingers am I holding up? Seriously! Look at me. Look. At. Me!.

I love Mad Men but can't wait for it to end so she can start acting in movies and get all the Oscars!!

I might have to change my user name to "Olivia Benson is my spirit animal."

That's kind of funny because neither my mom nor I could ever remember the name of the show she was on with Paul Reiser (Mad About You) even though we both loved it. I was living out of state for my first grown up job and when I would talk to my mom we would both say, "Did you see that show last night? What's it…

My dad got a novelty cookie jar that was shaped like a dog and barked loudly when you opened the lid, so my brother and I got the brilliant idea to make this his answering machine message over the sound of incessant barking:

Aw man! I read the article before I watched the trailer and I am SO BUMMED that Lisa Turtle isn't making a comeback! Gah!! #wronglake #what?ifwecanusethemonfbwhynotjez?

If you don’t make Christmas presents, meaning making something that’s so emotionally connected to people, don’t talk to me.

It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times. It’s only led me to awesome truth and awesomeness. Beauty, truth, awesomeness. That’s all it is.

Appropos of nothing... her mom looks like Wendy Pepper, no?