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More seriously, Scrubs could do a zoom funeral for Ted....

Same way he only has one for Pembleton: the Emmys are stupid.

I think he knows damn well that Kim was blowing smoke up his ass as far as her explanation of how the car got shot up and pushed into the ravine; she just reminded him that Jimmy isn’t the source of his problems.

click on the troop region location, not the get cookies button.

It used to re-run multiple times over the day in the 90s and 00s

Except Richard knows the thumbdrive is in his office, so he’s seen it too recently for either to have stolen it. So whatever knowledge of the program has trickled down into Monica, Guilfoyle, and Dinesh’s work would be from memory — enough to get things going (especially in G&D’s case), but not enough to destroy the

Penn Jillette used to do something similar on the various apprentice things he’s be on, except instead of swearing (which would just get bleeped), he would start singing “Hey Jude” (I think; it might have been another Beatles song) because there’s no way the producers would fork over the sort of money needed to clear

It’s not that aren’t any good jokes that are available to be made “punching down.” It’s more that changes are pretty slim-to-none you’re funny enough to find them unless you are Mel Brooks circa 1974, so all the “punching down” jokes besides being bullying and/or mean are just hacky and lame. Shit, my racist

Are you thinking of when Adrian Brody shoved his tongue down Halle Berry’s throat when she was giving him the Best Actor Oscar?

You’d have to completely reconstruct/replace The French Mistake, but other than that, it would simply be tweaking a few punchlines here and there.

Has anyone asked Joe Tsai his thoughts on the legitimacy of the Taiwanese government? Since Beijing doesn’t approve of it either....

And of course, the first person to defend them from the “they’re just imitation  Breeders” brigade was Kim herself. After all, as John Wesley Harding said when people accused him of singing too much like Elvis Costello, what were they supposed to do, rip out their larynxes?

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I know that she’s short for the job, but Leslie’s tenacity makes her a dark horse for being better than at least a couple of them.

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As the largest band, why don’t they eat the other bands?

Confucius and the Buddha are both more famous than Jesus too (and more than Muhammad). No, neither was technically their name, but Jesus wasn’t actually his name either.

With Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.

Not in New York!!??!!???!!!!